Friday, March 25, 2016

One Ring to Bring Them All, and to a Seatpost Bind Them

Tomorrow the 25th is Good Friday.  A colleague has informed me, it's also 
International Waffle Day, Pecan Day, and Tolkien Reading Day.

While Donald Trump's first wife wrote the never-published "All That Glitters 
Is Not Gold",  J.R.R. Tolkien wrote "The Lord of the Rings", which contains
the poem All That is Gold Does Not Glitter whose second line informs us
"Not all those who wander are lost".

Whenever you see this beloved aphorism in a gift shop or more likely, on 
a bumper sticker, remind yourself "I'm having a Tolkien Reading Day". But
also remember that, as explained in the blog post Why Tolkien sold his car,
the professor/author eventually preferred to travel by bicycle and once remarked

"Though, the spirit of 'Isengard', if not of Mordor, is of course always 
  cropping up. The present design of destroying Oxford in order to 
  accommodate motor-cars is a case." 

Quick translation: Mordor = pure evil; Isengard = corrupted. In Tolkien's books, Isengard 
began as a pristine place, but Saruman (the villain) camped his armies there, cut down
all of the trees and soiled the land. Like the ruin of Isengard, the partial destruction of
Oxford left him distrustful of modern town planning efforts in general.
Tolkien, not a huge fan of technological progress, would likely have taken a dim view
of this custom anodized rim, laser-etched with the verse from The One Ring.

The letters are tengwar, a fictional script created by Tolkien to write down the verse
in the Elven tongue ('Elvish'):    One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, 
                               One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

While it's safe to say my brother never read much if any Tolkien, he did once own a
an Elvish 10-speed bike  - a well-known French make, with arm & hammer head badge.

And let's not forget Rivendell, previously mentioned on this forum.
But I digress. Here's why I think Tolkien Reading Day is noteworthy this centenary year.

Upon graduating from Oxford with a first-class degree in English Language and
Literature in July 1915, Tolkien was commissioned as a Second Lieutenant in the
Lancashire Fusiliers as part of Kitchener's "New Army". In March 1916, he was
granted leave and on 22 March 1916 he married his childhood sweetheart Edith Bratt. 
In early June 1916, Tolkien's battalion was sent abroad to France. In July 1916, they
were sent to join the joint British-French attack to break through the German lines,
later known as the Battle of the Somme.  In October 1916, Tolkien contracted 
"trench fever" which was a disease common in the appalling frontline conditions,
and sent back to Birmingham to recover. Shortly after Tolkien's arrival back in Britain, 
his battalion was almost completely wiped out. A physically weakened Tolkien spent
the remainder of the war alternating between hospitals and garrison duties.

Author Domenic Sandbrook writes "more than ever, Tolkien believed that medievalism, myth
and fantasy offered the only salvation from the corruption of industrial society. And far from
shaking his faith, the slaughter on the Somme had only strengthened his belief that to make
sense of this shattered, bleeding world, he must look backwards to the great legends of the North."

26 minute video - J.R.R Tolkien & The Great War by Rutgers Librarian/Scholar Janet Brennan Croft.

Straight from the land of 1914's infamous "Your Country Needs You!" poster, below is a seductive
poster for the upcoming and not-so-terribly-relaxing Mighty Corinthian retro biking event.

Inline image

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

job opening (contractor) at Zagster - mechanic for Princeton's bike share system

Seen on Craigslist:        Bike Mechanic Wanted (Princeton)

"Are you self motivated and love working on bicycles?  Check out the job description 
below, and if this seems like a good fit, apply at the following link: 

**Attn: Only applicants who apply at the link above will be considered**

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

published today: "Streetfight" by Janette Sadik-Khan and Seth Solomonow

"An empowering road map for rethinking, reinvigorating, and redesigning our cities, from 
a pioneer in the movement for safer, more livable streets."

Review of Streetfight by Joel Epstein, StreetsblogLA

Audio:  on WNYC's The Brian Lehrer Show yesterday.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Pi Day 2016: gravity waves discovered by an Einstein lookalike

We've all seen it - the image of Einstein happily riding a bike. It was taken at the
country house of Ben R. Meyer, who died on this day in 1957. Meyer's father-in-
law, an immigrant from Prussia, had founded what is now part of MUFG UnionBank.

According to an intrepid group of Internet sleuths, Meyer's property overlooked
the Pacific, on Via Roblada in Hope Ranch, a neighborhood of Goleta, CA. As
for the make of bicycle, its head badge suggests an "Arnold Schwinn Electric".

Einstein had developed a warm friendship with Elisabeth of Bavaria, Queen of
Belgium. During his stay at Meyer's "Rayben Farm, Hope Ranch" during the
winter of 1932-33, he wrote to the Queen alluding to a tree she had planted
at that same farm, and "a twig which must stay". By this time, they were
both aware Einstein could never return to Nazi Germany. He sailed back to
Europe, resided in Belgium and England for several months, then arrived
in the US for good, on October 17.  During his remaining years, in Princeton,
it's unclear whether Einstein owned or rode a bike. He enjoyed sailing, though.

The genius, who died in 1955, had bequeathed his writings, intellectual heritage
and the use of his image to the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. Several years
ago, HUJ took General Motors to court after this ad promoting GM's smallest
SUV, the Terrain. The judge, in ruling that HUJ's right of publicity had expired,
stated "Einstein's persona should be freely available to those who seek to 
appropriate it as part of their own expression, even in tasteless ads."

The article Einstein and the relativity of tourism exploitation mentions "the fountain
near the army barracks - too far off the beaten track for most tourists" in the city
of Ulm, where Einstein was born in 1879. The fountain consists of three elements: 
the rocket body represents technology, conquering space and the atomic threat. 
A large snail's shell sits on the rostrum, representing nature, wisdom and scepticism
towards man's control of technology. Einstein's head, with impish eyes and his
tongue stuck out facetiously, emerges from the snail's shell. It dates from 1984.

As the legend goes, it was while riding on a city tram on his way home from work
at the Bern patent office that Albert Einstein looked back at the receding clock
and imagined what would happen if he were traveling at the speed of light. Per
Wikipedia, the Bernese German Zytglogge translates to Zeitglocke in Standard
German and to time bell in English; 'Glocke' means 'bell' in German, as in the
related term 'glockenspiel'. Princetonians should all know the French equivalent.

Which beautiful object "sounds like an angel playing a glockenspiel" ? According
to KNOG, a Melbourne-based industrial design outfit, it's their "Oi" bicycle bell,
which struck gold on Kickstarter this month. Click here for the promo video or here
to get in line to buy one. The "Oi" is likely named after the unofficial Australian "catchcry"
or chant, whose origins may actually be in the mines of Cornwall. Usage examples.

A Tokyo-based Australian software engineer by day, Byron Kidd is also editor of the
Tokyo By Bike website, and an authority on cycling, infrastructure and cycling laws in
the mega-city of Tokyo.  In his 2012 post What Makes Japan a Great Cycling Nation?
he writes "There are many factors that go into making cycling the best form of local
transport in Japanese cities. [...] But I believe it is the attitude of the Japanese people, 
the politeness they display to each other on the road that really makes a difference.

"Japanese people also have what is termed the 'gaman spirit', which loosely translated
is the "just get on with it" along with a 'shoganai', or 'what are you going to do?' attitude.
So when it comes to cycling to the station in the dead of winter just get on with it, because
what else can you do?"

The Japanese word gaman is defined as "stoic perseverence" or "the ability to endure the
seemingly unbearable with patience and dignity". A well-known poem "Be Not Defeated By
The Rain" extols the virtues of enduring harsh conditions with good grace. Why not endure
9 minutes watching "The Gaman Spirit: Why Cycling Works in Tokyo" at STREETFILMS or at 

Meanwhile Lidl, the chief competitor of the similar German discount chain Aldi (parent of
Trader Joe's) is poised to expand into the US. Lidl have become a sponsor of Flemish
superstar "Tornado" Tom Boonen. Their new ad campaign, just in time for the "spring
classic" bike races, features a stationary bike outfitted with a juicing machine. Racing
fans can take the "Last Kilometer" challenge, wherein the cranks energize an orange
squeezer. During the simulated last km of the Tour of Flanders, Boonen's output was
a reported 33 cl. By miraculous coincidence, the same as a beer bottle. See the TV ad.